'95 elections

Do I still need to be introduced? Here are a few quotes that I most definitely wrote myself:

"The only thing higher than my IQ is my standing height."

"Living your words, wording your walk, talking your life."

"I went from being a very talented heir, to a respected extortionist and soon to be Mayor of Elmore!"

The beauty of myself is that I'm really beautiful on the outside. #mayor4mayor

Once in office. I promise to not do anything unreasonable. Or anything at all. #how2mayor

-NO TAX: You read it right! Instead of taking money from our people, we will just print new money and pay the taxes with it! Genius.

-FREE ice cream on Fridays: Kind-hearted Larry Needlemayer decided to volontarily distribute free ice cream every friday after i threatened him. Thanks, me!

-Support for arts and culture: Every citizen recieve a decorative portrait of myself to hang in their home, because true beauty is what lies inside.